Now, we are watching an old movie. It's called The Ugly Dachshund. It has dachshunds and a great dane in it. You know, some people think that I'm a great dane. It's true. I've been called a great dane, a grape hound, a gazelle, a weimaraner and a rottweiler. People just don't know what a greyhound is, I guess.
I'm watching this movie so intently, that I bent my nose. Don't worry, it's okay. I've done it before.
