Matching Collars?!

You are not going to believe what Mama did! She made Scout and I matching collars. No, it's not cute! I am a boy. I do not want to match my sister! My skin cousins have enough trouble telling us apart and with matching collars...oh, I don't even want to think about it.


Scout doesn't think it's an issue, but she's a girl. Girls are strange.


Mama said she wants us to wear them on Memorial Day while we are camping. People are going to laugh at me, I just know it.