It's me, Scout, to tell you all something. Normally, I walk around like Eeyore. I drag along without too much enthusiasm. Mama is always telling me to pick up the pace. Well, today, I had a pep in my step. I was a happy girl. We were all having a great walk. Do you know what happened? Joey peed on me! That's right, he peed on my nose. My pep is now gone. I don't think it will ever return.
The Greyhound Who Thinks Eeyore Has The Right Outlook On Life