Yesterday, I was laying on the bed. I was roaching like this only my eyes were closed because I was sleeping.
The next thing I knew, I was on the floor. Mama said I made a big thump. Scout ran over to see if I was okay. I told her to get away from me and that I meant to do that. Mama started laughing. I gave Mama a big stink-eye. It's bad enough when you do something embarrassing, but it's really bad when you get comments from the peanut gallery.
The Embarrassed Greyhound