Monday, November 5, 2012
Scout Got In Trouble
I have to tell you something that Scout did the other night. Look, if I had done what she did, she would be writing this post about me. Let me set the scene. Mama was sitting on the couch eating dinner. Yes, she is bad and eats on the couch especially since Dad isn't home. I wanted to go outside. She put her plate of spaghetti on the end table. She looked at Scout who was laying on the other end of the couch. She smiled at her and thought "It sure is nice that I can trust Scout not to get into my food. She is a good girl." You probably can guess what happened. Mama walked back into the room and Scout was slurping up the spaghetti. Mama yelled "SCOUT!" and a meatball flew to the ground. Scout had spaghetti hanging from her mouth but not for long because "slurp" and she sucked it all in. Scout ran to the bedroom to pout and Mama threw her dinner away. I would have never done such a thing. You know why? Because Mama wouldn't have trusted me with a plate of spaghetti. BOL!
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