You know what you can do to get back at your folks for being mean to you, like taking you to the vet? Here's what I did this morning. I had gas, so I laid in front of the fan and just let it go. Mama said "OH, SCOUT!" I just laid there like I didn't know what had happened. LOL
Scout
The Greyhound Who Can Be Sly At Times
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteWell...I don't know what to say...since I've never tried that...
Just wanted to say, I'm so glad your new brother doesn't have cancer. :)
Just stopped to catch up with y'all...the Humans have been racing around like CRAZY! They've literally worn me OUT!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Scout, Lilac does that all day long, and sometimes her turdlets slip out and really stink up the house!
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Obie does this, then goes and lays in the living room, leaving us to deal with the aftermath..yecht
ReplyDeleteHee, Hee, Hee, Hee! You go Scout!
ReplyDeleteScout, you are WINNING!
ReplyDeleteScout, the other thing you do, is while you're at the vet, you walk around the waiting room, getting petted by the nice people, and when someone leans forward as if they'd like to kiss you, you burp.
ReplyDeleteYes, right in the person's face. Not a little dainty burp, but a great big, huge, window-rattling, volcano-rumble of a burp. (If no one leans forward to kiss you, you can do the burp in Mama's face.)
The goal is to make everyone laugh.
And maybe make the vet come out from the back to see what exploded.
Oh, and tell Mama she should read this post by a friend: http://greytblackdog.blogspot.com/2009/01/blame-it-on-dog.html