Scout here reporting to you about my clueless brother, Joey. Wouldn't you think after seeing Santa just a day ago that he would be on his best behavior? I keep telling him that Santa is watching him, but he is not paying any attention to me. He's not doing anything really bad. He's just pushing me around. Mama says he is strong like a bull. Daddy says he is a bully. If Daddy is petting me, Joey runs up and pushes me to the side and then he runs off. He doesn't even want to be petted. How could he not want to be petted? I don't think I would ever get tired of getting a belly rub, but not Joey. He likes them, but he doesn't like to sit still long enough for one. He's one strange boy. Actually, I'm beginning to think that all boy dogs are crazy!
Okay, I just have to say it. Have you seen the size of Joey's tongue? It's huge. Mama should crop it in the photo. It's going to ruin our Christmas cards. Joey said that if his tongue gets cropped, then my tail should be cropped. Yes, I have a long tail, but it's not taking over the entire photo! Boys!
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